My name is Jordan.

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Seamus: I got Sly! I got him!
Sly: Get off OF ME YOU FUCKIN' PERV!
Seamus: In the closet you go....
Dan: Sly.. Sly, use your rape whistle.

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The Ex-Communicated

Nova: She's a whore, she's a whore!
Sly: Smack dat ass real quick.. :D
Nova: AHH.
Seamus: That wasn't hard enough, you gotta do it again.
Nova: AHHHH
Seamus: USE THE FUCKING SWORD, YOU PUSSY.
Sly: Oh.. Wow.. You're real naughty.
Nova: Oh god.. My ears!

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CHILLED WRITES HIS OWN ZE/CHILLED FOR US PRETTY MUCH

Chilled: His lonely partner Chilled, looked greatly into Ze's ass...
Ze: What?
Chilled: Wondering the size of what he was about to.. explore.
Ze: What.. What?
Chilled: As they travelled upwards together in such a fluid moment.. it was as if serenity was touching them.
Ze: Look at these big words you're using..
Chilled: Chilled reached out in to such a perplexuous manner to grab Ze's.. ankles
Ze: Freakin' hate that, reading a book and they use all these fancy words that no one ever uses.
Chilled: Ze stopped, and he turned to Chilled and look into his eyes and said-
Ze: Should we explore here or should we just keep going?
Chilled: - "Should we explore here or should we just keep going?"
Chilled: And on that note Chilled gave him the look, the 'look of Brokeback Mountain' look saying-
Ze: STOP NARRATING MY LIFE!

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